FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 16, 2010

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Jason: Can you tell I changed my birth year on it? Peter: It says you're 21. Jason: I know. I need to be 21 to get into bars. Peter: Dare I ask why you want to get into bars? Jason: I want to start leaving fake iPhone prototypes on bar stools for tech bloggers to find. If history is any guide, this will send the entire internet into a frenzy of foaming-at-the-mouth analysis and debate. The first one I'm making will use a car battery and weigh 30 pounds. It'll have those big rabbit ear antennas they use to put on top of TV sets. No sane person will want this phone. Watching Apple fanboys defend it will be the funnies thing ever! Peter: No, the funniest thing ever would be you flashing you elementary school I.D. card to a bar bouncer. Jason: I could try my "honorary star fleet cadet" card, but I'm wearing Spock ears in the photo... Peter: I stand corrected.