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Paige: I need the computer.
Jason: One sec. I need to register with this casting agency.
Paige: Huh?
Jason: With the "Star Trek" movie doing so well, I figure right now Hollywood is thinking "Star Trek prequels = gold." And if that's the case, they'll probably want the next one to be a prequel to this one, which'll put Captain Kirk somewhere around my age.
Paige: And you want to be him.
Jason: I'd be perfect! I already have the costume and have all his classic dialogue memorized! "Scotty, I need those engines fixed NOW!"..."Lieutenant Uhura, please open a channel to the ambassador"..."Hard to port, Mr. Sulu, warp factor 11"...
Paige: Don't you mean "dork factor 11"?
Jason: Mr. Spock, please fire your phaser at the alien.
Paige: Jason, knock it off. I've heard enough.
Jason: I wasn't talking to you just then.
Jun 7, 2009
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