FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 20, 2008
Andy: Jason, I told you no squirt guns in the house? Jason: Oh, really? The 2nd Amendment says that I have a right to keep and bear arms. And the Supreme Court affirmed that right just last month. "District of Columbia v. Heller." Surely you're aware of it, right? Right? Andy: Get it out of here! NOW! Jason: I'm thinking for Mom's birthday we should send her to law school. Roger: Take that thing outside!