FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 30, 2007

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Peter: Run 10 yards out, curl a few feet to the right and I'll hit you. Jason: No can do. Peter: Why not? Jason: I'm a scientist. I refuse to use clunky units like "yards" and "feet" and "inches." Multiples of 12 and 3 are so inelegant, I want my units in nice, neat multiples of 10. Might I suggest you rephrase the play in metric units? Peter: Metric units. Jason: Here's a calculator. I can wait. Peter: How 'bout we skip the running and I just hit you? Jason: OK, OK, I'll do it for you. Ten yards 15 9.144 meters...