FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 05, 2005

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Jason: Do you have any stamps? Andy: What for? Jason: I want to mail Quincy's Christmas list to Santa. He's been pretty good this year, so I want to make sure he gets all the phat loot he deserves. Andy: Last week he chewed up Paige's sweater and vomited pink wool blobs all over her bed! You call that "pretty good"?! Jason: "Really good"? Andy: Let's talk about that phat lip I prevented....