FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 03, 2005
September 02, 2005
September 04, 2005
Transcript:
Paige: I'm actually pretty psyched about my classes. First period has four cute boys...third period has five...and sixth period has an unprecendented nine date-worthy prospects. Peter: What are the classes? Paige: I forget.
FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! WHERE’S MY MEDAL? WHERE’S MY TROPHY? SOMEONE NOTIFY A NEWS STATION! YAAAAAAAAY! HOW MUCH TV TIME DO I GET FOR THIS? A FEW HOURS ON EVERY CHANNEL? I’M AMAZING! I’M EXTRAORDINARY! I’M THE G.O.A.T. OF COMMENTING. BOW DOWN FEEBLE PEASANTS! I’M THE KING OF GOCOMICS! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YES! DID I MENTION THAT THIS IS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE?! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!