FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 16, 2005
Roger: The charcoal's ready. Where are the hamburgers? Andy: I forgot we're out. Roger: What about chicken or hot dogs? Andy: We're out of those, too. Roger: Andy, I almost blew myself up lighting that stupid grill! No way am I not barbecuing something for dinner! Jason: Um, dad? Roger: Just eat your spaghetti and be quiet.