FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 14, 2005
Jason: I can eat this dinner in six bites. Peter: I can eat this dinner in five bites. Jason: Four bites. Peter: Three bites. Jason: Two bites. Peter: One bite. Jason: Eat that dinner. Paige: I've noticed you always start with an even number. Peter: MGLRPHX! Andy: Peter, must we go through this every night?!