FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 18, 2005

Transcript:

Jason: Hi Mom. Andy: Jason, what are you doing? Jason: Quincy bit my finger and turned me into a were-iguana. Andy: I see. Jason: Now I'm doomed to roam the world as a hideous monster. Paige: What's going on? Jason: Looks like I'm not the only one. Andy: Don't ask, Paige.