FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 17, 2003
Roger: Want to play chess? Paige; Ick. No way. Roger: Please? Paige: Daddy, there's nothing you could do or say to make me want to play that idiotic game with you. Roger: Nothing? Paige: Nothing. Roger: What about "Shouldn't you be doing your homework?" Paige: I'll be black.