FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 17, 2002
Jason: Hey, dad, can I borrow your wedding ring? Roger: What for? Jason: "The Two Towers" opens tomorrow and it'd go perfectly with my Frodo outfit. Roger: Promise you won't lose it? Jason: Lose it? I hope to toss it into the fires of Mourt Doom. Come on! I was just kidding! Really! Sort of. Roger: No!