FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 15, 2002
October 14, 2002
October 16, 2002
Transcript:
Jason: Who are you? Where are my men? Andy: Relax, Petysseus. They are being well cared for. Even as we speak, they are feasting on alfalfa sprouts, eggplant, and garbanzo bean stew. Peter: What sort of insanity has gripped them?! What devilish place is this?! Andy: Soy burger? Peter: Aaaa! The land of tofu eaters! Andy: Put some ketchup on it and you can't even tell.
Andi’s never checked the sugar content in ketchup, I take it. Typical of food-fad types.