FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 02, 2001
Andy: Have you read about this "Phantom Edit" video tape floating around? Some unknown person went and re-edited that last "Star Wars" movie. Apparently, the more annoying characters have a greatly reduced role in this version. George Lucas must be furious. George Lucas: My Episode I: Jar-jar-free special edition leaked out?! Aaaa! I would have made millions! Billions! Man: Sir, please don't pound R2 like that.