FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 02, 2001
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Spicing up a batch of nachos. First I'll add some green hot sauce, then some red hot sauce, then some flames of satan habanero death sauce. Mmm, perfect. Paige: You're braver than I thought. Jason: These aren't mine. Paige: That's my point. Peter: You didn't touch these while I was on the phone, did you?! Jason: Who, me?