FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 04, 2001
Jason: My wizard approaches the castle door with his +23 staff of godly flame aimed and ready. Marcus: You hear goblin breathing. Paige: Don't you geeks every play outside?! Jason: It's 33 degrees, pouring rain, and windy. Marcus: Who would want to go outside today?! Jason: My warrior uses his helm of +1 x-ray vision. Marcus: He sees 218 blue gobuns with spears. Jason: Hoo-yeah. TIme to get jiggy. Marcus: Hold on, I need to roll 436 dice first. Paige: Who, indeed. Jason: We've decided to play outside now.