FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 29, 2001
Andy: What's this? Roger: My novel. Want to read it? Andy: You wrote your novel in a weekend?! I thought you had writer's block! Roger: I did, for a while. But as soon as I settled on the main character, it was as if a spigot just opened up! Woman: But won't the mission be dangerous, Agent Fox? Roger: "Danger" is my middle name. That and "Handsome." And "Brilliant." And "Very Suave." Shall I go on?