FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 12, 2001
Jason: Hee hee. I'm finally finished! Peter: With what? Jason: I traced over all the lines in this comic book with glow-in-the-dark ink. Now I'll be able to read it in bed at night without mom or dad knowing. Am I a genius, or what? Peter: Couldn't you just hide a flashlight under your covers? Jason: Ok, am I a borderline genius, or what... Peter: I'm afraid to ask why this issue is seven months old.