FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 16, 2000
December 15, 2000
December 17, 2000
Transcript:
Jason: What's this document? iFruit: It's my Christmas list. This year I'm asking for more memory, a bigger hard drive, and gold-plated connectors for my USB ports. Jason: And who do you think would give you any of that?! iFruit: Maybe the same person who hacked the Florida election board's mainfram last month? Jason: If you ask me, you've got too much memory as it is. iFruit: Shall I access an online store for you, Santa?
Don’t USB connectors come standard gold-plated? I’m pretty sure that’s what the metal they use in all half-way decent USBs is