FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 06, 2000
Eileen: Hachooo! Jason: Curse you. Eileen: Come again? Jason: It occurs to me that rather than saying "bless you" to people who spray their spit and germs in my face, I should be doing quite the opposite. So curse you, Eileen, you inconsiderate, ear-splitting, microbe-spewing fountain. Curse you for that, too!