FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 27, 2000
Paige: Have you ever noticed how many retired people are at the mall? Loitering on benches...talking to each other...I swear, some of them pratically live here. It's so sad. Jason: That they have nothing more interesting to do? Paige: That I have to wait 50 years for my turn. Jason: You're pretty sad already.