FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 09, 2000
Computer: Welcome to iFruit. Hug me. Jason: Never. Computer: I should remind you that I have all of your Doomathon III saved games on my hard disk and no floppy drive to make back-ups. Computer: It'd be a shame if somehow some critical bits got flipped in the data. Computer: Mmm. A little firmer, please. Jason: Suddenly it's clear to me why you're made with bullet-proof plastics.