FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 15, 2000

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TV: In other news today, several thousand heart attacks were attributed to use of the controversial Napster music-swapping program. All of the victims were found listening to an MP3 audio file titled "Beastie Boys studio outtakes." Apparently, it was a track from 'N Sync's new album, which someone had accidentally mislabeled. Peter: Accident, my rear end. Jason: Just fighting crime with crime. TV: All are expected to live, but just barely.