FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 03, 2000
Peter: AAAA! I can't POSSIBLY weigh this little! I eat every second of every day! Ice cream! Pizza! French fries galore! And I'm still lighter than air! Maybe if I jump up and down on the scale...OK, I'm done. You can take your earplugs out now, Mom. Andy: Did you remember to close the garage door behind you?