FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 28, 2000
Andy: Peter, I wish you'd help your father. Peter: I am helping him, mom. Andy: How? He's outside shoveling two feet of snow! Peter: Exactly. After an hour of backbreaking work in 10-degree weather, what's the man going to be in major need of? A nice, warmed-up sofa cushion with a nice, warmed-up TV remote. Andy: Let's go. Outside. Peter: Mom, I'm serious - feel the heat on these buttons!