FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 22, 1999
Andy's mother: Are you sure I can't be of some help here? My mashed potatoes usually get standing ovations... My turkey stuffing was featured in four cookbooks... Martha Stewart keeps writing to get my pumpkin pie secret... Andy: Actually, you could do something to make this easier for me, mother. Andy's mother: Just name it. Sweetheart, how can I help you cook if I'm sitting out here on the sofa? Jason: Want to see my trick to get past the red orb guardian?