FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 16, 1999
Jason: You don't understand, Eileen - I'd sell my soul for that card and you're waving it around like it's nothing! Eileen Jacobson: That's not true. I know exactly how much you want it. Which is why I'm suggesting a little trade. Jason: Trade? Eileen Jacobson: Psst pssssst psssst psspssst Jason: You wouldn't rather have my soul? Eileen Jacobson: See you on Monday.