FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 26, 1999

Transcript:

Jason's play: Opening title and credits. (Cool theme music) Slug-Man The animated Series Created by Jason Fox. Horror of Horrors!!! Slug-Man has fallen into a trap set by his nemesis, Paige-O-Tron!!! Paige-O-Tron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Slug-O-Tron: I should have known! Paige-O-Tron cackles her evil cackle as she aims her salt-o-ray at our hero, Slug-Man!!! Paige-O-Tron: Cackle, cackle, cackle! Slug-Man: Uh-oh! Fortunately, Slug-Man knows just when to duck!!! Paige-O-Tron: Rats! I missed! Slug-Man: Ha! You missed! It is now Slug-Man who is doing the pursuing!!! Paige-O-Tron: You'll never catch me, Slug-Man! Think again, Paige-O-Tron! First, in his battery-operated Slug-Mobile with working headlights and retracting wheels!!! Then in his balloon-powered jet Slug-Boat with movable rudder and detachable canopy!!! Finally, in his new Slug-Copter that provides hours of fun with it's assortment of clip-on weapons!!! Paige-O-Tron: Curse you, Slug-Man! Slug-Man: Crime never pays, Paige-O-Tron!! End credits and teaser. The End. Next episodes: The Slug-Space-Station with glow-in-the-dark decals and rotating dish attenna!!! Jason: Is it customary to approach the TV networks or a toy manufacturer first? Marcus: You should introduce more characters so you can have more action figures.