FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 13, 1999

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Andy: Help me out, Jason. I'm torn. Jason: Over what? Andy: According to that salesman over there, rumor has it that the iFruit line is due for a major upgrade in a few weeks. So do I buy one now, or wait for the superior model? Jason: What'll it have? A faster processor? More RAM? A better 3-D chip? Andy: A lambskin keyboard. Jason: You want to see torn? Watch my hair right now, mother.