FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 17, 1999

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Roger: I can't believe what a fool I was. I actually believed that stupid Willy Millions infomercial! I actually believed I could make money without lifting a finger! Well, I've learned my lesson. Starting Monday, I'll be lifting these fingers like crazy. Andy: You're going back to work?! Roger: Better - I'll be day trading stocks on the Internet. Andy: About your belief that you were a fool... Jason: Ok, dad, the computer's hooked up in your bedroom.