FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 13, 1999
Andy: You got sucked in by an infomercial?! Roger, what were you thinking?! TV: I want you to be as filthy rich as I am! Andy: "The Willy Millions rags-to-riches home-study program"?! TV: Let me show you the money for only $199.95. Andy: You paid $200?!? TV: Call today! Andy: Are you sure this isn't the comedy channel we're watching? Roger: Will you calm down? The thing has a 30-day money-back guarantee. TV: Allow 31 days for shipping.