FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 22, 1998
Jason: Man, it's like they want this game to be one big headache. Roger: You've noticed. That's the whole point behind sand traps and water hazards and undulating greens--golf is meant to be a thinking man's sport. Jason: I'm talking about their use of yardage and degrees of loft. I could compute all my shots in my head had they instead used meters and radians. Fortunately, I memorized the conversion formulae. Roger: You know, it is possible to be thinking a tad too much.