FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 07, 1998

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Jason: Well, Eileen, you've lucked out. Eileen Jacobson: Oh? Jason: I spent this entire week researching time travel so that I could go back and stop myself from ever saying that I like you, but I've concluded it can't be done. And believe me, I worked harder on this than I've worked on anything in my life. Day and night, night and day, searching, praying, agonizing for the solution that would get me out of this bind. But, alas, a happy ending wasn't to be. So...looks like I'm your beau. Eileen Jacobson: And...I've lucked out how exactly?