FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 15, 1997
Jason: Dad! C'mon! Wake up! I want to be nice to you. I made you coffee, Dad. Extra strong. Just the way you like it. Roger: Why, thank you, son. Jason: Here's today's paper, I put the sports section on top. Roger: Aw... Jason: Would you like some cereal? YOu can even have a bowl from my private stash of Cap'n Sucrose with glow-in-the-dary crunch berries. Roger: Um, grape nuts would be fine. Jason: While I'm up, can I shine your shoes? Mow the lawn? Wash your car? Roger: Jason, realyy, you don't have to do all this just because it's father's day. Jason: Oh, man! I completely forgot it was father's day today! Marcus: So did you tell him about your trying to pole vault with is 3-wood?