FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 04, 1997
Teacher: Mr. Fox, I'd like to speak with you after class today. Peter: Gulp. Teacher: Trust me. That gulp wasn't nearly big enough. Mr. Fox, I've had a chance to look over your exam from last friday. In question one, you compute the spped of light to be 7.6 miles per hour. In question two, you determine that the mass of the moon is -30 pounds. Question three features you conclusion that the earth orbits the sun once every 22 minutes. And in question four, you use 800 million as the value of pi! If this is your idea of a joke I assure you I'm not laughing. Peter: Um... Marcus: So did you ever tell your brother that we spilled that root beer on his calculator? Jason: Nah, I figured what he doesn't know won't hurt him.