FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 17, 1997

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Roger: It's amazing. I've lost four pounds after only three days with the Ab-Crusher 2000. Andy: Wow! I thought that thing was a joke, but I guess it really works. Is it that it burns lots of calories, or does it change your metabolism? Roger: Actually, it's just made me too sore to pull open the refrigerator door. Andy: I'd wondered how that block of cheddar survived the week.