FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 01, 1997
Paige: Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Jason: I promised myself I'd get all A-plusses in school. So many people set unrealistic goals. I like to keep mine easy. Paige: I think my goal may be a tad unrealistic. Jason: What is it? Paige: Not to let you bother me. Jason: I hear you've got final exams in two weeks. Lucky dog.