FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 09, 1996
Jason: I hate this time of year. Peter: Are you kidding? I love it. There's no grass to mow, all the leaves have been raked, and it hasn't started snowing, so there's no shoveling to do. This is that rare time of year when I've got nothing to do on a Saturday but sit around and watch TV. Jason: Why do you think I hate it? Peter: I can't believe you wanted to watch "Deep Space Nine" instead of this football game. Voice from TV: Touchdown, Michigan!