FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 17, 1996
Boys: Jason's got a girlllfriend... Jason: It's not true! Boys: Jason and Eilee-een... Jason: You've got your facts wrong! Boys: Jason's in lo-ove... Jason: Why won't you listen to me?! Boy 1: Because we've heard all we want to. Boy 2: I'll bet they get married. Boy 3: Jason's getting married... Jason: I've taught you guys too well.