FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 20, 1993
Paige: Peter says that in all your little mystery stories, I'm the one who gets murdered! Jason: Not true! While I admit I kill you off in "Paige Falls Down the 39 Steps," Paige's Murder in the Rue Morgue" and "Paige's Body in the Library," in this new one I've actually made you the killer. Paige: Paige of the Baskervilles." Jason: There's just no pleasing some people.