FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 28, 1992

Transcript:

Paige: Will you quit following me around?! Quincy: I told you, I was sent here to observe you. The Iguanopeople of my planet want to know everything about you, Paige Fox, what you eat...waht you drink... why your fellow humans haven't banished you to some God-forsaken desert island... Paige: Don't think I wouldn't leap at the chance. Quincy: That fungus on your head- is that what you call "hair"?