FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 18, 1992

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Jason: Paige gets to stay home from school?! No fair! Andy: She's sick. Jason: She's faking! Andy: She has a fever. I took her temperature. Jason: She probably just held the thermometer up to a light bulb like I always do! I mean, like I could do, hypothetically. Andy: You know, for someone so clever...