FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 15, 1989

Transcript:

Paige: My brother Peter is such a jerk. Chris: I don't really know him. Paige: He didn't want me going to the prom with you 'cause he thinks you'll put the moves on me. Chris: Me??? Moves??? Paige: He was having fits at home. It took me forever to get him to calm down. Chris: How'd you do that? Paige: Oh, I promised him I'd take along this can of mace. Chris: I see...