FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 11, 1989

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Peter: Paige, I don't think you know what Chris is like! He's gonna be all over you! Paige: So? Peter: So? So? So? Paige, he's gonna attack you! Paige: He is not. Besides, you make out with Denise. Peter: That's different, she's... well, you know... a girl. Paige: What do you think I am?! Peter: My sister. Paige: Call me confused but-...