Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 14, 2016
Baby: Dad? why do people have to die? Dicky: oh no! it's "the death talk!"Already?! ok, keep it together I can do this.. Dicky: Well champ... death is just a natural part of life. Everything dies, eventually I know it stinks, but that's just how it is sniffle. Baby: Are you gonna die someday, too? Dicky: oh god, well sure. But uh no time soon ok? Baby: But daddy I don't want you to die! Dicky: Well you better stop talking kid cause you're killing me right now !