Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 04, 2016
Baby: Ooh! Can I play dad ? Dicky: Sorry, champ grand theft auto's a grown -up game. I don't want you turning into a serial killer or somethin. Baby: will it turn you into a serial killer? Dicky: Yeah, right! like I have that sort of time! Dicky: practically my whole day is work, errands and carting you kids around. That schedule doesn't exactly lend itself to stalking killing and hiding bodies. Baby: But it's fun right? it looks fun Dicky: also murder is very very bad I probably should have mentioned that first.