For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 02, 2007
April: I'll take it. Man: Cool! April: Check this out, Mom! I just bought it! It's got MP3 an' cell phone pockets, water holders, lunch compartment, shoe stringers, an' a hidden cash pouch! Behold the reinforced should straps, mega payload area and secondary zippered supply compartments. I can totally load it up with everything I'll ever need! Is this a great invention, or what!! Elly: Yes... it gives a whole new meaning to the words "back to school."