For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 12, 2007
Paul: Elizabeth!! Wait! I was going to tell you! I was going to pick you up in Spruce Narrows and... Elizabeth: And what?!! Tell me you've dumped me for the teacher who took my place? Paul: I didn't plan this... it just happened! Elizabeth: Lying doesn't "just happen," Paul! Cheating and pretending and covering up doesn't "just happen"!! Paul: But... I didn't want to hurt you!! Elizabeth: Well, guess what!! It just happened.