For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 10, 2000
Transcript:
Noise: Bip, bip, bip..beep bip, boop bup boop beep bip... Elly: Michael? Hi, honey - it's MOM! Oh, nothing. I just wanted to hear your voice!! I had a nice chat with your sister and I wanted to talk to you! So? What's new?! Yes, I know you've sent me messages. I just think the computer can be a bit impersonal sometimes. But you couldn't have typed out everything that's happened in your life lately! No, I haven't checked today... So there probably is something I haven't accessed yet. OK, OK you're right. Yes, I should become more technoliterate. Yes, I must bow to the future. I'll retrieve my messages. ...I've got male.
…and FE male! Elly u have got to get on the internet!