For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 15, 2000
Elly: Well...I guess April and I have a meeting at the school tomorrow night with the principal, Jeremy and his parents. Maybe we'll get to the bottom of this. Jim: In my day, "getting to the bottom" meant something else. Elly: It's better to resolve these things by talking, Dad. Jim: Maybe...but we raised you and your brother, and in my opinion, a good spanking once in a while doesn't hurt! Elly: ...That's because you were holding the strap.