Sounds like a Very Mary-Kate’s ‘Mary Kate-kins Diet": 1. Look at food 2. Touch the food you looked at 3. Smell the food you just touched 4. Listen to the sound of you touching the food you touched 5. Then you just don’t eat itAnd don’t forget the supplemental, “Smoothies for When You’re Woozies”I blame CollegeHumor.com for all of this…
memo.from.daddy.warbucks almost 13 years ago
that leaves just beer
i can live with that
palarry almost 13 years ago
Whatever happened to “everything in moderation”?
psychlady almost 13 years ago
I’ll continue with everything in moderation. If I listened to all this stuff, I’d be afraid to eat or drink anything and I’d be dead!!
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
I prefer the “See Food Diet”.
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
THIS JUST IN!!!!!
A new study has determined that laboratory mice cause cancer in laboratory mice.
tegm almost 13 years ago
Not just every food, every*thing*!
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Yep, every food causes cancer… didn’t you know that?!?
madvirgo almost 13 years ago
Sounds like a Very Mary-Kate’s ‘Mary Kate-kins Diet": 1. Look at food 2. Touch the food you looked at 3. Smell the food you just touched 4. Listen to the sound of you touching the food you touched 5. Then you just don’t eat itAnd don’t forget the supplemental, “Smoothies for When You’re Woozies”I blame CollegeHumor.com for all of this…
tiffin2maxine almost 13 years ago
when in doubt accuse it causes cancer
benbrilling almost 13 years ago
Well, it’s true. If you eat food, eventually you die.
comicnut4636 almost 13 years ago
…and if you don’t eat, you———-die!
doc white almost 13 years ago
birth causes death……..in the end.
Paul Rider Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’ve been waiting for this announcement! It had to come….
michonasmith Premium Member almost 13 years ago
My husband’s favorite to “it causes cancer” was “saliva swallowed in small amounts over a period of time causes cancer.”
mrnathat almost 13 years ago
Must be FOX News.
Tracy Rounds over 12 years ago
A doctor told writer D.M. Pinkwater, “your diet is going to kill you.” His response: “So is being mortal.”
thekingster over 12 years ago
This just in…some comic strips are a waste of time to read. -http://about.me/booksatthebeach